ForArrivals.txt

[speakveryclearly]

I Have Written This With The Goal Of Sending It To Any Other Troll Who May Happen To Arrive Here
I Am Probably Very Happy To See You Again
And A Personalized Message Will Hopefully Accompany This

You Should Not Be Worried Excessively About Your Arrival Here
Your Seat On The Meteor Will Not Get Cold In Your Absence Because The Timeline Already Reflects Your Absence As Having Been Brief And Unnoticed
And Besides We Had No Hope On It Anyway
So As Undesirable As A New Life On This Alternate Earth Is
At The Moment Its All We Have

The Initiative Has Noble Motives In Its War
It Will Be Only Advantageous For Us To Assist Them In It
We Usually Drastically Outclass Our Assigned Adversaries
They Are Barely Worthy Of Our Attention But Gratifying To Slaughter

Below Is A Summary For Reference Of Trolls And Affiliated Individuals Present In Exsilium
Again I Must Reiterate That We Are Independent Here Of The Alpha Timeline
And Now I Will Lay Down The First Rule Of The Alpha Timeline
Namely
We Dont Talk About The Alpha Timeline

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Feferi Peixes
Here Ten Earth Months
Spent Previous Period In New Mexico
Resident Of Unit 202

Eridan Ampora
Here Ten Earth Months
From The Alpha Timeline
Though That Does Not Mean We Talk About It Ever For Any Reason Ever
Lest We Perpetuate Any Number Of Incredibly Grievous Misconceptions That Unfortunately Persist
Resident Of Unit 206 With Equius Zahhak And Sollux Captor

Gamzee Makara
Here Two Earth Month
Spent Previous Nine Earth Months In A Human Psychological Institution
Resident Of Unit 706 With Gregor Eisenhorn And Tritios Nivamis Surinth

Equius Zahhak
Here Ten Earth Months
From The Alpha Timeline
Again Not A Reason To Bring Anything Up That Would Give Anyone Unsavory And Frankly Distasteful Ideas
Resident Of Unit 206 With Eridan Ampora And Sollux Captor

Kanaya Maryam
Here Two Earth Months
Spent Previous Ten Earth Months In A Human Psychological Institution
If Anyone Says Anything About The Alpha Timeline In Relation To My Role In It
They Would Put Themselves At Serious Risk Of Being Cut In Half
If I Were The Kind Of Troll Who Would Do That To Someone
With Absolutely No Incentive Motivation Or Even Proof Of Potential Permanency
Resident Of Unit 705 With Utena Tenjou And Tenel Ka Djo

Sollux Captor
Here Ten Earth Months
Spent Previous Period In A Castle
Resident Of Unit 206 With Eridan Ampora And Equius Zahhak

Karkat Vantas
Here One Earth Month
From The Alpha Timeline
Resident Of Unit 901

Nepeta Leijon
Here One Earth Month
Spent One Solar Sweep On The Planet Gaea
Resident Of Unit 509

Meenah Peixes
The Condesce Taken From Her Adolescence In The Distant Past
Probably Just Safer To Avoid

Roxy Lalonde
Ectobiological Clone Of Rose Lalondes Mother
Master Of The Standard Shenanigans Regarding Time And Space That Derse Dreamers Are Prone To Encounter
Resident Of Unit 408