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[complexdisorder]

I do not think it will be long, honestly.

[speakveryclearly]

Do You Now
Its Been Two Years After All
Why Not Three

[complexdisorder]

Call it a hunch.

[speakveryclearly]

Just A Hunch
Any Further Context
Couldnt You Shed Some Light On The
Wait I Answered My Own Question Just Now Didnt I

backdated to 12/18 or thereabouts

[fintastic]

[ after this ]

Soooo
Do you still want to talk?

[speakveryclearly]

Sollux Isnt Back Yet Is He

[fintastic]

No. 38(
I didn't know w)(at else to do.

[speakveryclearly]

So What Happens Now

[text] pretend i did this 2 weeks ago

[tipsygnostalgia]

kanaya
aka miss fashonista 2 the max
i need ur help
your fashionable help
well actually i dont coz i got a great sense of style but i need you 2 make soemthing for me
or my friend rather
and i will pay you for it!

[Text] ((;D))

[speakveryclearly]

There Are Few Things I Would Rather Hear
Request Away

[tipsygnostalgia]

i want to give jakey a suit
like a real classy one like the ones everone wore @ the ask ball
*mask
i promised it tohim when he got here and then i was a bad friend andd forgot til now!
cant go depriving a guy of a classy suit now can i

[speakveryclearly]

We Most Certainly Cannot
Especially Not Members Of Our Teams Possessed Of Literal Classes In Addition To Our Aspects
I Have Not Yet So Much As Texted The Young Man In Question
Thank You For Providing The Perfect Opportunity To Make His Acquaintance

[tipsygnostalgia]

exceleltn i knew u and me would see eye 2 eye on this
its really needed for this elaborarta flaring thingy we want 2 do sometime
*elaborate
but if u dont mind helping me out he will totes appreciate it!
i alrdy had 2 get him some normal clothes he turned up here in a bloody t shirt and short shorts

[speakveryclearly]

Wow Im Glad I Made It In Time
Though On The Bright Side That Incident Also Means His Measurements Are Information In Hand Already
Meaning I Can Deliver It Directly To Him

And Am I To Read That Gerund As Flarping
Is That Something You Engage In
Im Impressed But I Hope Youre Careful

[fintastic]

I don't know.
We wait until everyone comes back and )(ope nobody is too mad?

[speakveryclearly]

Good Luck With That
I Have Borne The Brunt Of Certain Cases Not Entirely Dissimilar To Your Current One And I Cannot Exactly Assure You That Anger Is Unlikely

[fintastic]

But Sollux is smart!
)(e can figure it out!

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah
Sollux
If He Were The Only One To Worry About I Wouldnt Be Concerned For Your Sake
But By Being His Matesprit You Have Consented To Have Two Of Everything

[tipsygnostalgia]

oops
yeah i meant flarping
i used 2 do it at home quite a bit but just over text w glasses
seein as he was the non boring strider who actually liked 2 have this thing called fun
jake loves his adventures tho so i told him id dress him up like james bond and i can be his hot as fuck sidekick we r basically just fucking around for laughs
not literal fucking but i know what i mean

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[Glasses?? Huh she will have to ask Dirk just what is up with his shades if he shows up.]

Ok I Was About To Say Id Resign From My Position As Secreterrorist If I Were Aiding And Abetting A Concupiscent Relationship Id Gotten The Impression Certainly Wasnt Caliginous

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh
no thats ok
assuming ur saying what i think you are sayging
whoch is wondering if im hitting on jake??
*wich
*which
but dont worry im not doing that!
well i guess i am a bit but its ok its just friend flirting where im being rogueish and sneaky
not for reals flirting!

[speakveryclearly]

Yes That Was The Nature Of My Inquiry
And The Answer Ive Received Is Satisfactory
Im Excited Now For This Project

[tipsygnostalgia]

sweeeeeeet B)

[speakveryclearly]

Is There Anything Else About Which Youd Like To Ask Me

[fintastic]

W)(at do you mean?