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D --> Maryam, I demand your e%pertise
D --> Reply to this as quickly as possible

heyyyy

yeah REAL FUNNY wwith the post there maryam
bitter much

do u want me 2 pay you for the dress
i never thought about asking til i thought about it like literally rn and now i feel super rude and an ass

Good day, Kanaya.
I had quite an interesting conversation with your dancestor. I thought you should know.

so
yeah
i found out so much stuff off dave
he rapped it to me btw omfg so great

[ after this ]

Soooo
Do you still want to talk?

kanaya
aka miss fashonista 2 the max
i need ur help
your fashionable help
well actually i dont coz i got a great sense of style but i need you 2 make soemthing for me
or my friend rather
and i will pay you for it!

Hey, you busy? I know we ain't known each other long but I thought--

[Suddenly clearing his throat]

Anyway.

:33 < hey kanaya!
:33 < if you could get back to me as soon as pawsible i would be most appurreciative!
:33 < id kinda like your opinion on something impurrtant
:33 < thank you and i hope you are doing well

Hey, Kanaya? It's Saul Goodman. Uh — Pepper's gone, and she left me with a stack of stuff, so I don't know what you want me to do with it, but...

[He trails off.]

Yeah. Call me back.

This is Tomoe Mami, from the courtyard earlier this month. I wanted to thank you for the welcome when I first arrived. I have gotten much more settled in now, and that was partly thanks to the friendliness that everyone showed me, right from the start. Thank you again, and I look forward to working alongside you here.

Kanaya? It's Tsubomi. Tsubomi Hanasaki.

Do you have time to talk?

hey, kan, what do you do for entertainment around here anyway?

[Asuka is so goddamn bored.]

[After a few days of Thinking About It...]

I've got a job for you, little lady.

hey so i was on a mission but i heard there were zombies?? are you okay??

Subject: Kanayaaaaaaa
Message: Vampires don't sleep do they

[Guess who isn't sleeping.]

Since when were you so bloodthirsty?

[A handwritten letter arrives for Kanaya. The writing is flowing but legible cursive, but the writer periodically switches between red and green ink, and it is decorated with drawings of Edward Cullen.

It's a Christmas greeting, all right.]

Dear Kanaya,

You are most cordially invited to a celebration of family, friendship, forgiveness, and estrangement on December 17th from 3:00PM, or earlier, until whenever we feel like stopping, at [the address for the warehouse]. This season mustn't pass by without a grand affair full of of food and gift-giving, in the best of Christmas traditions.

Oh, but you don't have to bring gifts. There won't be any set gift-giving time. Besides, do you really want to give your friends presents so early? It's far better to make them wait until the 25th. Patience is an important quality to learn for the winter months. Of course, I'll prepare the food, unless you wish to contribute some. Please keep any amount of arsenic in food below fatal levels for human children!

In the spirit of Christmas and all ritualistic holidays designed to prepare communities for defence against a harsh winter of dangerous weather and low quantities of food, you are invited to bring anyone you feel like. While more people is a greater strain on resources, the contribution of any individual to the group balances that out with the warmth and love provided. Let's gather together and avoid a cruel death in the months to come.

Hoping for your presence and survival, your friend,
Christopher Chareau de Red

[post is here, tag in at your leisure or handwave or excuse yourself however you like!]

[At some point between the beginning of the 24th and the end of the 25th, Christopher delivers (handed off in person or left at a doorstep) a Christmas gift: a hoodie. It is given with all the best Christmas wishes from a friend.]

[A mysterious box has been left at Kanaya's door in the early hours of morning. Opening it reveals this and this charming souvenir tucked beneath it all. There's even a card!]

Merry Christmas!!! Thanks for the lessons.

Edited (that wasn't a card omfg) 2013-12-26 04:31 (UTC)

Kanaya. Please to have meal with me at earliest convenience.

[Yes. That's a "cordial invitation." In other words, she is willing to begin a friendship with you. You're cool beans.]

I haven't seen you at the house in awhile. Have you been well?

[Asuka, for once, doesn't sound bratty or arrogant or in control or anything remotely resembling calm.

In fact, she sounds rather shaky, almost on the edge of panic.]

Hey - hey, Kanaya. Have you seen Shinji or Kaworu anywhere? Or Tenjou?

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