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speakveryclearly) wrote2032-09-30 06:52 pm
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speakveryclearly) wrote2032-09-30 06:52 pm
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Ok
Fine
Do You Remember When We First
Met
And I Made A Number Of Allusions You Didnt Understand At All
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but youre gonna havve to be more specific wwith these allusions a yours
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Insufficiently Explicit Allusions At The Time
Im Working On Clarifying Them
Do You Recall That Before Coming Here I Spent Quite Some Time In An Earth Asylum
Where I Turned Into A Rainbow Drinker And So On
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[He'd completely forgotten but there's a reminder, so.]
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Because He Did That
And
Your Alternate Was There
Though He Was Terminated And Almost Definitely Killed Before Our Joint Arrival
Incidentally Now That Im Undead I Can Unequivocally Say That Was The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me Personally In My Entire Life
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[CAUSE SHE DOESN'T MEAN HIM DYING.
RIGHT...]
though wwoww dead eridans
wwhat a neww an completely unheard of concept
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Not That It Wasnt Bad
Dont Misunderstand Me
But I Did Mean Your Alternates Disappearance
Being Alone Without
That Was The Worst
Alright Please Dont React To This With Too Much Alarm
Because
You Know An Auspistice Is Devoted To A Specific Feud Between Two Trolls
And However Dear To Her Either Of Those Two Trolls May Become
Outside Of The Situation That Made Conciliation The Clear Solution
Theres No Inherent Ashen Entanglement
So
Once The Triad Is Fractured For Whatever Reason Its Remmants Dont Necessarily Have Any Bearing On The Future
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so wwhatre you tryin to say here
you him [Not I.] an some other wwere entangled proper in a full blowwn ashen trio is that it
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That
Was What Was Going On
It Was Very Proper Indeed
Before Its Very Improper And Abrupt Termination
And Then You Said We Could Be Friends Under The Influence Of Sopor Slime
So
If Only One Of Those Things Had Happened I Might Be More Willing To Accept That You Absolutely Hate Me For Something I Never Even Did And In Spite Of Several Things I Have Done
But Both Of Them Did
We Were Friends In Another Timeline Without Any Think Pan Altering Substances And In This Timeine With Altering Substances
So Is It Really
So Bizarre To Think We Could Be Friends In This Timeline Without Any Think Pan Altering Substances
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tryin to get you to do so wwas about as sloww an painful a process as could be like tryin a rip off your owwn horn an any successful bouts a that there evven wwas wwas only cause vvris wwas invvolvved an wwe all knoww wwhy that is
plus yeah i apparently said QUITE A BIT wwhen i wwas off my pan on that shit accordin to you an rox but you knoww as wwell as i do the wword of a troll on sopor doesnt mean jackshit
you probably coulda asked me anythin an i wwould havve agreed that dont mean in my right state a mind i wwould
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Ripping Off Your Own Horn Is Not Like That At All
You Know What It Is Like
Trying To Get You To Believe Me
What Do I Have To Say
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wwords are entirely meaningless to a dead guy wwho aint got the favvor a the univverse to be REWWARDED for dyin
i mean in howwevver long youvve been wwhat the fuck you are noww did you evven evver stop an think wwhat the fuck you did in life to be so special
so DESERVVIN of cheatin death an comin back better than you wwere
as bad as vvris wwas about her ill gotten godhood at least achievvin god tier wwas somethin she coulda planned in advvance if she wwanted
there wwas literally no reason you survvivved you just DID cause thats just howw things ARE an apparently noone cares
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Youre Dead
Do You Mean To Tell Me That Were I To Put My Auricular Sponge Clot To The Wall Of Your Respiteblock
The Sounds Of A Functional Collapsing And Expanding Aquatic Bladder System Would Be Produced In Some Other Way
Why Is This Still Going On
Did You Just Look At The Surprise Of Me Not Bearing Murderous Intent Towards You And Say
No This Wwont Fuckin Do
Are You Just Determined To Hate Me No Matter What
Why
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alright im only sayin this once so you better listen an listen good
i aint that guy an you aint that girl wwere both familiar wwith i think wwevve established that already
in your experience considerin your relentless attempts at befriendin me im gonna assume wwhatevver the fuck wwent on betwween you twwo wwasnt godawwful in evvery wway imaginable
wwhereas to me i just kneww this bitchy snarky jadeblood wwho wwoulda done anythin she could to get me to fuck off so she could go back to chasin unrequited flushcrushes towwards equally snarky bitchy bitches
somethin AS YOU MAY EXPECT i didnt appreciate all that much evver
then you wwith your deluded bff ampora lost him wwhereas i an alpha kan murdered the fuck outta each other
so you still got this idea in your head of some ideal eridan you wwere ashen wwith an all i remember is some stupid bitch wwho ultimately cut my potentially long an lengthy lifespan to a pitifully short end
so you just wwanna be my friend cause a some guy you kneww i aint
an i hate you cause a some girl i kneww an you aint
the ONLY DIFFERENCE is howw wwe feel towwards each other
deny it bein similar if you wwant but your attempts at ignorin my disdain a you an the kan youre goin to become wwhenevver the fuck you go back to your timeline is the exact same as me ignorin your attempts at bein genuine friends wwith me
except YOU are from the past an once all that future time shit goes dowwn none of this wwill matter to you youll hate me just like all the other kans out there
wwhereas im from the future an set knowwin full wwell howw things really are betwween amporas and maryams
if anyhin wwhatevver image of eridan ampora it is youre lookin to associate wwith is gone already
he probably already got a chainsaww to the gut an feels howw i do
so sorry to SAY but you cant change the inevvitable no matter howw incredibly frustratin the idea is
trust me
i knoww
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FEELINGS ARE OUT OF CONTROL ABORT ABORT
...okay hang on she's got one last card up her second set of sleeves
IT IS WORTH A SHOT
It plays towards the very few traits she has been able to predict about this Ampora iteration: An eye for luxury and selfishness.
HERE... GOES... NOTHING...]
So I Shouldnt Make This Suit Then
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wwhat
no a course youre still makin the suit you said you wwould
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But Ive Also Expressed How I Want To Be Your Friend And Continue Associating With You
And From What I Understand
Were Just Destined To Hate Each Other In All Timelines Forever
And Should Never Consider Fraternizing
Deep In My Unbeating Pumpbiscuit Is The Orb That Would Hatch Into An Undying Wrath No Matter What
Nothing Could Make It A Good Idea For Us To Ever Be Friends
If I Accept What Youve Said
In Fact Since Youre Referring To A Purely Platonic Hatred
We Shouldnt Even Have The Slightest Interaction
[IS SHE GETTING SOMEWHERE SHE CAN FEEL IT]
Alternatively To All That
I Could Make You That Suit
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either youll make the suit an keep hasslin me or leavve me alone but im dowwn one set a fancy lookin vviolet attire
durin a period a time in wwhich findin someone else up to the job an requestin such wwould leavve no time to get it done for it
so i end up goin alongside my matesprit to a high class ball in my same old evveryday outfit alongside wwhat i am assumin wwill be some showwy dress a some sort made specifically for the occasion
wwhich wwould vvisually imply i gavve no shits about it wwhatsoevver leavvin a WWONDERFUL IMPRESSION on evveryone but most importantly her about it
is that wwhats happenin here
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The Accents Are Important
Maybe Even The Most Important
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just make the fuckin suit
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[SIGNING OFF
VICTORYYYYYY]