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[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah REAL FUNNY wwith the post there maryam
bitter much

[speakveryclearly]

Maybe
But Do You Think This Is All About You
Youre One Of Half A Dozen People Sharing The Same Misguided Idea
Wouldnt You Agree Meenahs Army Is Misguided
What Made It Different When You Did It
Oh I Forgot Everything Scientifically Changes When Youre The Perpetrator

[caligulas_aquarium]

the ONLY REASON that duplicate bitch started an army in the first place wwas cause i mentioned it FIRST
she didnt evven havve a set goal in mind all she said wwas )(EY LETS KRILL SHIT LIKE FUCKIN MORONS cause that is literally wwhat she is an anyone wwho agreed to tag along on her bullshit killride
ivve been plannin this a wwhile noww an i cannot believve that in one jumbled mass of unrelentin stupidity youvve all fucked it ovver big time
i dont knoww wwhy i evven bothered in the first place
im just gonna sit back an let evveryone fall all ovver themselvves an more than likely off each other
i dont evven knoww wwhy i BOTHER sometimes its nevver wworth stickin your neck out for people in situations like this

[goddamn METEOR he should have left for jack by himself in the first place weh weh]

[speakveryclearly]

Dont You Dare Act Like You Had Any Real Plans
Do You Want Me To Actually Go So Far As To Ask Roxy How Precise Your Intentions Were
That Will Be Unpleasant For All Three Of Us

Sometimes I Get The Feeling That You Actually Desire Difficulties

[caligulas_aquarium]

i dont DESIRE difficulty a any sort its just that evveryone around me makes em an i end up havvin to deal wwith it is wwhat happens
if people listened to me more maybe wwed havve less problems but wwhatevver that aint here or there
wwhy the fuck wwere you skulkin around outside my room

[speakveryclearly]

I Happened To Be Somewhat In The Area As It Were
That Is
Within The Vicinity Of The Hold
Rainbow Drinker Senses Are Quite Sharp Even Over Long Distances
And We Dont Sleep

This Is Exactly What I Mean By Creating Difficulties
Youre Finding Fault With Me Literally Saving Your Life
Can You Just Consider That State Of Affairs For A Moment
Please

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell its just AWWFUL coincidental like you just so HAPPENED to be there but excuse me for thinkin its a bit suspicious
yknoww especially considerin it is seriously suspicious as fuck
wwhats your game here i mean really

[speakveryclearly]

My Game Is Making Sure Youre Not Dead
That Is
Pretty Much The Entire Game At This Point
Thanks For Playing
Though Oned Expect Youd Say That To Me
After
I Saved Your Life

[caligulas_aquarium]

so wwhat you wwere only in this for the thanks or somethin
listen i dont owwe you nothin so dont think this means one day you can call a favvor an im gonna happily oblige

[speakveryclearly]

Believe Me If I Were In This For The Thanks I Would Have Gotten Out A Long Time Ago
Im In It For

Ok Im Not Even Sure Anymore How Many Times Ive Said This
And Im Beginning To Question Whether The Words Are Going Through Some Kind Of Seadweller-Specific Cranial Hole
But Im Going To Say It Again And Hope That You Will Hear It While Its Still True
I Want
To Be
Your Friend
What Am I Going To Have To Do To Make You Understand This
Should I Sew It Into The Lining Of That Suit Im Making For You
Or Perhaps I Could Write It Onto My Specially Reserved Roll Of Gauze

[caligulas_aquarium]

ok fine lets assume for a second thats true
wwhy

[speakveryclearly]

It Is True

Do You Absolutely Need To Know Why

[caligulas_aquarium]

thats a stupid question wwould i havve ASKED If i didnt wwant to knoww
i mean if you dont wwanna tell me fine i guess ill be on my wway

[speakveryclearly]

Its Just
Ok
Fine
Do You Remember When We First
Met
And I Made A Number Of Allusions You Didnt Understand At All

[caligulas_aquarium]

if you mean you showwin up here then i vvaguely recall havvin said convversation
but youre gonna havve to be more specific wwith these allusions a yours

[speakveryclearly]

Yes They Were
Insufficiently Explicit Allusions At The Time
Im Working On Clarifying Them

Do You Recall That Before Coming Here I Spent Quite Some Time In An Earth Asylum
Where I Turned Into A Rainbow Drinker And So On

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah

[He'd completely forgotten but there's a reminder, so.]

[speakveryclearly]

And Gamzee Was There With Me
Because He Did That
And
Your Alternate Was There
Though He Was Terminated And Almost Definitely Killed Before Our Joint Arrival

Incidentally Now That Im Undead I Can Unequivocally Say That Was The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me Personally In My Entire Life

[caligulas_aquarium]

you mean spendin all that time in the asylum

[CAUSE SHE DOESN'T MEAN HIM DYING.

RIGHT...]

though wwoww dead eridans
wwhat a neww an completely unheard of concept

[speakveryclearly]

No
Not That It Wasnt Bad
Dont Misunderstand Me
But I Did Mean Your Alternates Disappearance
Being Alone Without
That Was The Worst

Alright Please Dont React To This With Too Much Alarm
Because
You Know An Auspistice Is Devoted To A Specific Feud Between Two Trolls
And However Dear To Her Either Of Those Two Trolls May Become
Outside Of The Situation That Made Conciliation The Clear Solution
Theres No Inherent Ashen Entanglement
So
Once The Triad Is Fractured For Whatever Reason Its Remmants Dont Necessarily Have Any Bearing On The Future

[caligulas_aquarium]

[He has an idea, b u t...]

so wwhatre you tryin to say here
you him [Not I.] an some other wwere entangled proper in a full blowwn ashen trio is that it

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah
That
Was What Was Going On
It Was Very Proper Indeed
Before Its Very Improper And Abrupt Termination

And Then You Said We Could Be Friends Under The Influence Of Sopor Slime
So
If Only One Of Those Things Had Happened I Might Be More Willing To Accept That You Absolutely Hate Me For Something I Never Even Did And In Spite Of Several Things I Have Done
But Both Of Them Did
We Were Friends In Another Timeline Without Any Think Pan Altering Substances And In This Timeine With Altering Substances
So Is It Really
So Bizarre To Think We Could Be Friends In This Timeline Without Any Think Pan Altering Substances

[caligulas_aquarium]

okay noww i KNOWW this is bullshit you nevver wwanted to mediate betwween me an noone
tryin to get you to do so wwas about as sloww an painful a process as could be like tryin a rip off your owwn horn an any successful bouts a that there evven wwas wwas only cause vvris wwas invvolvved an wwe all knoww wwhy that is
plus yeah i apparently said QUITE A BIT wwhen i wwas off my pan on that shit accordin to you an rox but you knoww as wwell as i do the wword of a troll on sopor doesnt mean jackshit
you probably coulda asked me anythin an i wwould havve agreed that dont mean in my right state a mind i wwould

[speakveryclearly]

No
Ripping Off Your Own Horn Is Not Like That At All
You Know What It Is Like
Trying To Get You To Believe Me
What Do I Have To Say

[caligulas_aquarium]

theres nothin you CAN say
wwords are entirely meaningless to a dead guy wwho aint got the favvor a the univverse to be REWWARDED for dyin
i mean in howwevver long youvve been wwhat the fuck you are noww did you evven evver stop an think wwhat the fuck you did in life to be so special
so DESERVVIN of cheatin death an comin back better than you wwere
as bad as vvris wwas about her ill gotten godhood at least achievvin god tier wwas somethin she coulda planned in advvance if she wwanted
there wwas literally no reason you survvivved you just DID cause thats just howw things ARE an apparently noone cares