speakveryclearly | Cavalry Masterpost

Cavalry Masterpost

this is for brainstorming & headcanon shenanigans plus the first week there won't be anyone in the graveyard so the popcorning will be just between the three ladies until then...........................

On set:
Gundam
Stiles
Kaoru
Spain

Graveyard trio:
Rapture
Kanaya
Annie

Off set:
Lithuania
Ukraine
Beat
May
Poland
Susan
Alice
Sonia

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Relationships!!!

She and Rapture are like sisters and everyone is probably terrified of them because just imagine two occult obsessed blonde girls standing in a corner whispering gossip about everyone else in the group. They probably play a lot of pranks together and put on impromptu singalongs at very inappropriate moments.

Kaoru is Sonia's Best Friend, because she said so and when Sonia says something you just have to learn to stand back and accept it. Her adoration for him is so schmoopy and ridiculous that you'd think she was in love with him, and she totally is in a platonic way even though he is a little shit and will always be a little shit. The last few years have just made her EVEN MORE DETERMINED to stand by his little shit self. When he was picked as the mole Sonia fretted like crazy and probably irritated the living hell out of everyone with her constant tears and worrying. When he left she probably tried to stall it by pretending to have some sort of dramatic medical emergency which everyone proceeded to see through. While he's been in the game Sonia has been utterly unbearable and she probably sniffs the clothes he left behind daily idk

As stated in Gundam's post, they had some sort of bizarre occult astral plane teen marriage ritual soon after the escape. Sonia still firmly believes that they have a kingdom to take over when they get back (because they will get back!!!) so she alternately refers to him as 'my ascendant king/my malevolent prince/my dark lord' etc. She is just as embarrassingly open and mushy about how she feels about him as she always has been. She doesn't seem to understand that it's embarrassing for everyone when she goes on about how Pure And True And Great her love is.

She's close to the DKs in general and they have kind of a bitchy little clique that gets up to mischief probably. Things have tempered down a lot for her with Lithuania and they may even be tentative friends by now. Poland... IDK... MAN I DON'T KNOW... but he still has her horse so there's that. May is like Sonia's little sister if Rapture is her older one. They have girly princess moments 10 times a day. Susan still holds a great deal of Sonia's respect and adoration, and to everyone's dismay, Sonia has a great deal of Susan merchandise and thinks that it's utterly wonderful. She is definitely in Susan Fandom. Stiles is still a solid 7 and she probably tells him a lot that he needs to find a nice person to settle down and get married to because solid 7s are hard to come by.

i love all of this I'M DYIN... thanks for keeping his clothing freshly sniffed friend.

but yes gosh sonia is honestly probably the biggest catalyst for personal change in kaoru over the past 3 years though. he's extremely loyal to pretty much everyone and has made a lot of friends BUT SONIA IS HIS FOREVER FRIEND... while he feels indebted to lithuania, may and spain for arguing for his life, he really kind of views sonia as like a savior of sorts. her opinion of him helped sway may's opinion and she pretty much single-handedly said "get your shit together you can do better than this let's cut your hair off" which enabled him to start changing in the first place. and she probably helped him a lot along the way!! like if he'd start lapsing back into dark places suddenly sonia is there going you stop that.

he's still a shit tho but he's a much healthier shit and that's due in part to a pretty large extent to sonia bless you sonia. he'd totally indulge all of her weirdness and bizarre habits and just go along with any ridiculous schemes she could come up with... hotwire a car and put a space in the back to waterboard people?? SURE. go picnicking after walking away from an explosion they caused while stepping over the bodies of their fallen enemies? YES. i'd imagine they probably spend lots of time together just chatting or trading hobby tips when they aren't brutally stabbing things For The Cause.

also i already mentioned this but he really definitely has missed sonia so much like he's missed everyone, he's super homesick, but sonia will probably be the first person he beelines to. he's been stuck with her for like 3 years and suddenly he's away for 2 months and he's like "WHAT IS THIS FEELING THAT I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE" it's missing your friends kaoru.

sobs i am crying at literally all of this they are friends they are best friends and so good for each other I JUST WANT TO RP THEM TOGETHER FOREVER oh my god i can't wait until they reunite!!!!

ME TOO AUGH IM SO HYPE.... THE REUNION CAN'T COME FAST ENOUGH gosh. best nerd friends with creepy body pillows

kaoru still totally has that brooch sonia gave him before they were gonna go home too

GOOD TBH I HOPE HE WEARS IT DISCREETLY UNDER HIS CLOTHES ALL THE TIME

I DONT EVEN KNOW IF HE COULD HAVE SNUCK IT IN BUT IF HE DID HE WAS TOTALLY WEARING IT ALL GAME and if not she can just dramatically give it back to him when they meet up..... nerds...