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Sep. 30th, 2032 06:52 pm
speakveryclearly: Kanaya jabbering snarkily. Jade lipstick. (Bored)
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speakveryclearly: A glowing Virgo silhouette, leaping with a chainsaw. (Angel)

They're in Tokyo. Season 49 of Murder Manor has just finished airing and there are some difficulties in preparing the DVD distribution on account of the numerous references Chiaki Nanami made to popular copyrighted Nintendo games. Kaoru is pretending to be the representative from Nintendo who has come to the Murder Manor office building: as a Japanese guy in a nice suit he is pretty convincing. He does various shady things which are left to your discretion; I'm not sure if this is supposed to be all in one day or multiple days and if he kills other people in the meantime.

Kanaya is not personally infiltrating the building because she saves her disguises for emergencies. (People have learned to look for a woman wearing a really huge hat and absolutely ridiculous amounts of foundation.) So during this part of time they're just in contact snarking about the mission via text message or headset phone.

THE CLIMACTIC REUNION: Kaoru is convincing the highest-ranking final target to come with him to the rooftop for a completely routine helicopter ride. Kanaya is in the helicopter. When the high-ranking person gets into the helicopter, they do not expect Kanaya to be in there with gloves and strangle them with their own necktie, which she subsequently makes appear to have gotten caught in some machinery. This is because they crash the helicopter as this person is so high-ranking they need to have seemingly died in a normal way as opposed to being obviously supermurdered.

Kaoru and Kanaya jump out of the helicopter before it crashes of course. Kanaya was never officially there; Kaoru's nintendo guy persona was presumed to have already left the building. Then Kaoru hotwires a car while Kanaya starts typing up the notes he stole or something.

speakveryclearly: Virgo pesterbubble. (Default)
this is for brainstorming & headcanon shenanigans plus the first week there won't be anyone in the graveyard so the popcorning will be just between the three ladies until then...........................

On set:
Gundam
Stiles
Kaoru
Spain

Graveyard trio:
Rapture
Kanaya
Annie

Off set:
Lithuania
Ukraine
Beat
May
Poland
Susan
Alice
Sonia
speakveryclearly: It's the 1026 kiss in art form what more do you want from me (Forced Kissing)
Concern. This is a measure of how regularly Kanaya worries about your continued well-being. It is a somewhat lukewarm phenomenon, neither entirely fond nor entirely disapproving, and more of an attachment than an actual emotion. Consummate manifestation, when accompanied by nothing else, is the will to auspisticize when the situation arises.
Fondness. This is a measure of how positively Kanaya feels due to your interactions. These checkmarks are rather rare, as due to Kanaya's personality they are usually accompanied by concern, where they metamorphose into affection.
Affection. A combination of fondness and concern. Bare minimum is a modicum of fond-appearing meddling, also known as platonic pity. Consummate manifestation is pale love.
Infatuation. A combination of fondness and attraction. Bare minimum is beauty and charm worthy of consideration if the Imperial Drone rolled around. Consummate manifestation is flushed love.
Captivation. A combination of disapproval and attraction. Bare minimum is some feeling of friction... enough to be worthy of consideration if the Imperial Drone rolled around. Consummate manifestation is in caliginous hate.
Disapproval. This is a measure of how negatively Kanaya feels due to your interactions. Also known as platonic hate. A very unsafe emotion for Kanaya to be experiencing, as her options for kismeses are limited and she generally is more likely to become an auspistice than be auspisticized. Hence the consummate manifestation is actually the will to kill this person.
Special cases: Blue sets of eight are reserved for an official unequivocal emotion; sets of nine are reserved for official mutual relationships.

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speakveryclearly: Kanaya cradles Gamzee's chin in her hand as she happily makes a purple mess of his neck. (Taking)
CHARACTER NAME: Kanaya Maryam
CHARACTER SERIES: Homestuck

[OOC]
This is the permissions list for OOC (out of character) activity. )

[IC]
This is the permissions list for IC (in character) activity. )

Warnings

Kanaya is a rainbow drinker, i.e. an unholy bloodsucking demon. She is a pretty friendly one, though, and would not want to step on any toes!!! Below is this fun survey you can fill out relating to her dietary propensities and your character. This especially applies if your character doesn't have ordinary human blood.



Also! In Kanaya's canon, there is a very specific format of representing speech - by means of transcribed chatlogs, which are written in very idiosyncratic ways - and action - by means of second-person narration resembling a text adventure game. And a lot of people are so annoyed by this that they do not want to play with us at all. SO.
  • Text. Are you open to receiving text messages from Kanaya, which will Generally Be Written Like This? I will assume yes.
  • Handicap. Are you open to receiving text messages from Kanaya, but with certain specifications? Generally these will entail (A) rendering the font color as black and/or (B) including hovertext standard English transcriptions. Please be as specific as possible about this. If you don't comment I will assume no conditions.
  • Logs. Are you open to Homestuck-style logs? This is a good reference for what you'll be in for. As this is highly idiosyncratic and nearly impossible to reciprocate without canon familiarity, if you don't comment I will assume no.
  • Tags. Are you able to swallow your overwhelming disgust with Homestuck and actually receive tags from this character? If you don't comment I will assume yes.

Bluh bluh comments are screened and anonymous comments are allowed. P.S.: Troll romance sure is weird.

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speakveryclearly: Kanaya wearing Zahhak glasses and giant waist bow, posing for the camera with hands on her hips and a smirk on her face. (Model)
Kanaya is currently in the game [community profile] exsilium.
Thread tracker )
  • She lives in unit 505, with Painwheel and formerly Nanami Momozono; formerly in unit 705 with Utena Tenjou and Anthy Himemiya; formerly Tenel Ka Djo. An old attempt at sketching their apartment.
  • Her weapon is a sawed-off shotgun that turns into jade green eyeshadow, which she wears at all times, along with her jade green lipstick, which turns into a chainsaw.
  • She has this CR. She used to have this CR.

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speakveryclearly: Kanaya rendered with ugly realism, staring at the viewer like rotten meat. (Undead)
SO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW KANAYA ALREADY. FANTASTIC. EXCEPT, PLOT TWIST, YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW HER LIKE I DO ANYMORE!!!!!! GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you don't want to read anything about leaping antlerbeasts affiliated with a color somewhere between jade and cobalt, THIS IS THE POST FOR YOU.

If you really want to play it blind, the one thing you absolutely need to know is that Kanaya now wears jade lipstick and eyeshadow at all times (unless otherwise specified).

Everything else I can technically cut I guess )
speakveryclearly: Kanaya, bitterly pale, frowning over being pushed away and ignored by Rose Lalonde. (Rejected)
Bluh Bluh Bluh Bluh Bluh Bluh )

Basically combine the hilarious interspecies dysfunction of this log and the innocent, slightly sarcastic hope of this (multipage) log with the bloody sexiness of this entire (multipage) sequence and the Byronic bitterness of this log, and you have a good reference for what traits CRAU Kanaya has kept and lost. If you'd like to read a more detailed synopsis of her experiences and development, check out this; alternate formats are her CR chart and thread tracker.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya sparkling white, covered in human blood, which she licks off her face. Zahhak shades for extra hardcore. ((BP)) (Ready)
Kanaya is coming in with memories and changes she has experienced during a period of ten months in Carriero, a very small asylum jamjar. For this reason, she is going to have distinct memories of most everyone who was ever there during her stay; I will contact the players of anyone Kanaya knew and if they say the word Kanaya will not recognize their character as identical to the one she knew. Either way, she's got a rather firm grasp on the concept of alternate realities, so this shouldn't be too much of a problem. Except for Eridan but Kiva's okay with that. Please note that in this document less work has been taken to accommodate the canon-blind due to the greater depth and breadth of material. Sorry!

Blah Blah )
speakveryclearly: Kanaya holding her sharply shining face in both her hands with a voyeur's merciless grin, saying "Oh... Oh, My". (Concupiscent)
Kanaya Maryam is a fucking vampire. Unfortunately, her canon used to be pretty vague without it. THIS HEADCANON IS ALL OUTMODED NOW AND IF YOU CATCH ME SLIPPING BACK INTO IT IN GAMES SLAP ME GENTLY ON THE WRIST OKAY...

And so I've thrown together a little makeshift bible for reference. )

Glow mood ring! )
 Blood color tastes! )
speakveryclearly: Kanaya looks down, eyes almost closed, at Eridan in a meadow. She is wearing short sleeves, his scarf, and green makeup. (Conciliatory)
I Have Attempted To Chronicle All The Events In Exsilium For Which I Have Been A Witness
The First Set Of Arrivals Listed Is My Own
Dates Are Not More Precise Than Month At This Time

IC And OOC Cut For Length )
IC And OOC Cut For Length )
speakveryclearly: Kanaya in monochrome pink, smirking as she pulls the cord on her raised chainsaw. (Lollipop)
So Exsilium as we know takes place in a post-apocalyptic city. I love to make references to various imagined establishments within it. Here are some imagined establishments to which I have made reference. (P.S. if this is objectionable to anyone with authority in Exsilium please let me know!)

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speakveryclearly: Kanaya holding and admiring a bag of skittles and glowing warmly. (Excited)

I Have Written This With The Goal Of Sending It To Any Other Troll Who May Happen To Arrive Here
I Am Probably Very Happy To See You Again
And A Personalized Message Will Hopefully Accompany This
This Being Below The Cut )
speakveryclearly: Kanaya rendered with ugly realism, staring at the viewer like rotten meat. (Undead)
Kanaya comes to Prayer's Pass shortly before the beginning of Act 6 Intermission 2 under the impression she will learn more about the connected S---B sessions and apocalypse they caused on Earth in the past. She does not expect her lipstick to cease turning into a chainsaw or for her supernatural strength and speed to fade away and settle at mortal levels. This strongly disquiets her.

Day 1
On her arrival Kanaya is more directionless than she expected. She ends up haunting the graveyard a bit, where Joshua chats with her and she learns the word snow. In the store she meets Steve Rogers, who offers to take her out on his bike to see a more normal Earth situation, and gathers blood to last a few days. They try to get into their cabins at first but fail, though Beat is so stubborn about his attempt she feels urged to pacify him.

When Kanaya gets into Cabin J Sam Winchester raises a gun on her and is skeptical of her claims to extraterrestriality. She is deeply offended and also scared by this encounter, particularly because without supernatural powers she has no guarantee that she would survive such a wound. After somewhat convincing him she's a rainbow drinker she retires for the night. She is aware of Clara's presence in the cabin but does not approach her, largely out of fear.

Day 2

On the dawn of the second day they learn about the game. Kyouko is the first person Kanaya speaks with after this. Kyouko explores her claims of alienhood and almost admits she's also been in a Murderstuck.

Kanaya's meeting with Ciel in the graveyard is pivotal. Ciel is the first person to make her think seriously about the rules of the game and the recorded conversations. They are both alone in the town and therefore need to forge alliances here to survive. She resolves to be more social and this significantly flavors her interactions from that point on.

She tries to make nice with Ukyo in the gazebo and Touko Fukawa in the library. The latter does not go so well: While Kanaya is intrigued by the melancholy meganekko, Fukawa does not take well to the meddlesome alien.

Once in the town hall, she enters the rec room; while her cabinmate Clara is there she watches the video of Bonnie's killing. She sees Fukawa faint and rushes to her side; but the girl whose pulse she checked is in fact "Syo", malicious alternate personality. Touko and Syo do not share memories, so Kanaya provides Syo with the information she lacks.

Kyouko confers with her in the trophy room and tells her the trial is for practice, but it is too late for Kanaya to change her vote; she has randomly selected Rikku.

Kanaya leaves the trial distressed to have voted when that turned out not to be necessary. Then Akane comes to ask her about it. She also comforts Ukraine, a large-hearted woman who was even more upset by having participated in the game at all.

She enters her cabin trying not to be seen by either of her cabinmates.

Day 3
Disconcerted by the announcements on the radio, still trying to socialize Kanaya wanders out past the mess hall - where she encounters Rikku for the first time. She explains that her vote was random and discovers that the other girl is not human; to make up for her actions, she agrees to an alliance with her. A little later at breakfast proper she encounters Touko, now her gloomy self again.

She sees her third cabinmate, Clara, wandering out to the woods and cautiously follows her, where they discover Sam Winchester's burnt body. Horrified at the method and victim, Kanaya flees to the pass, where she tries desperately to reach the outside world. Clara catches up with her.

This event galvanizes her as she feels compelled to prove her own incident and find the culprit. In her explorations she encounters Kyouko Kirigiri again in the hospital. She also explores the museum in more earnest than before. She haunts the graveyard again, musing on burial customs. She explores the museum very seriously helped by Spain.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya very serious over a needle and thread in her hand and mouth. (Determined)
Is she supposed to remove the missile or leave it in for now to staunch the bleeding? The image of her training is too far away and hazy. Kanaya looks down at her midsection to guage the damage and guesses she could fit one if not both of her fists through the hole, so decides to take the path of least resistance and not address the harpoon issue. The news comes as quite a relief to her arms, neither of which were exactly enthusiastic about the prospect of being raised. Her head rolls back onto the ground, relieving the muscles in her neck.

Movement suddenly seems like it would take forever. A sufficiently sharp focus on her incapacitation serves as a distraction from the pain, physical as much as psychological - the tribute from district 4 is getting away; and the tribute from district 12...

Hopefully, Karkat won't have to see her like this, and has escaped in the confusion to some safer section of the Arena. He could never stand the sight of blood, after all. Was it his own propensity for pity or a personal paranoia...? The details escape her, just as she becomes unsure if the subjects of their romantic gossip were fictional characters or their co-competitors in the Games.

Her lips become damp and form a frown. Red is not supposed to be their color. She's from District 7, taking solace in the grass visible underneath her torso and the ring of trees around the cornucopia; she wouldn't be surprised if her stylist could make her bleed forest green. If she could just get... her lipstick... that hope asks too much of her cooling hands.
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